September 2010
1 post
glowstick balls attract women
Oh hey look I had a draft saved from July 25th. It was about the election too! That would have a been a wonderful post too…oh well.
While being a nerd and reading up on gay nerd stuff I found an article about the new Resident Evil game, and how it was being accused of racism. So, lets break it down.
Game is set in Africa
Player is white
Zombies in Africa are black
White player kills...
May 2010
1 post
beer does not taste good in the morning
Yes, I’ve been lazy with writing more for this. I was actually supposed to do this entry a couple of weeks ago but I just went on living my life.
Today is World No Tobacco Day and in hindsight there is no better day to write what I had planned to a while back. By now, you all (implying more than one person reads this) would have heard about the cigarette tax hike, and the new blank...
April 2010
1 post
what the dick, man
This just isn’t right. Sorry… Alliie(?), even though you’re away from your friends and family and yo lyf, I for one hope you are stuck in lame asz Kentucky in college. I can see why you hate it thurr lolsz. I wonder how long this girl (assuming its a girl) spends before going back to reppiin her 352 in Floriidha with her friiendsz and fam, just seeing whats p…oppiin with...
March 2010
2 posts
josh has a bad blog
With this post, I have successfully upped my average posts per month to: <insert drumroll here>
TWO
Picture that glorious number flashing and rolling across the screen. It would have been but it won’t work and I really can’t be bothered trying to fix it for tumblr (yes I know it may seem like I can’t get off tumblr these days but it may shock you to find out that I spend...
special -rage +conspiracy theory post
Ensemble Studios (the developers of Age of Empires 2 ) knew that 9/11 was going to happen. The truth is in the taunts.
What are the taunts, you non-AoE players say? If you type in a number from 1 to 42 during a game, different voice clips play so you can ‘taunt’ your enemies or just quickly chat with your team. Lets explore the numbers in question.
If you play the 9th taunt...
February 2010
1 post
dutch treat
Facebook in general has been giving me the shits recently.
That is just stupid. No Facebook, I do not want to see when someone comments on some random status that I never even saw. Also, I do not want to see how many retarded groups you join, how many things you become a ‘fan’ of and what events you are attending. Facebook is just removing the challenge of stalking people now. Thank...
December 2009
1 post
boredom and annoyances ahoy!
Bad spelling and grammar in that chat log aside, it has been too long since I last wrote something on here, mainly because it only occurs to me to look at Tumblr when I’m feeling on the bad side (would not have thought that hey). I’m hoping that the above log explains why I haven’t written anything and even though I did get my wisdom teeth out and it made me house-bound for...
November 2009
7 posts
its hot
A little too hot, in fact, to write something worthwhile…so I’m just gonna say a few quick words.
Hot weather sucks
people who claim 2012 is the end
You are the people with room temperature IQ.
You are the people who do not have any scientific knowledge but pretend you do.
You are the people who make these claims, and then ask everyone else to prove you wrong.
You are the people who base everything around the Mayan calendar ending in 2012. I ask you, do you even know how it works?
You are the people who use Bible codes and vague...
youtube experts
Shoutout to my gr8m8 Rob. I know you’ll love this.
This comic (courtesy of xkcd) pretty much sums up my feelings about the idiots who plague 95% of YouTube videos.
capped. SHIT
I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised that I got capped this month. After all, I am in exam mode and I tend to find random things to download during my procrastination. However, I did have to redownload one game in hopes that it would fix a problem, but of course it didn’t (goodbye 5GB!) and the problem still remains to be fixed. Random tangents about my sad existence aside, its been...
oh em gee! another post!
I haven’t been in the right mood to write another entry in the last few days, things have been going too well. Today is different for two very big reasons.
1) I have work tomorrow, and
2) I have work tomorrow
If you couldn’t figure out why I’m in the right mood to write here again, you should probably throw away your modem and bash your head against your desk repeatedly.
The...
my first real post
Tuesday has rolled around and as usual I was at work, thankful that I got to stack the freezer with the stock that had just arrived. You wouldn’t call IGA the hardest place to work at, especially when the hardest task is probably having to face the heat upstairs to bring boxes downstairs. Anyway, my point is I get a lot of time to think while working, and today I thought about what this...
"why the fuck did you make a blog?"
Over the last few weeks I have run into a problem. So many things in this world make me angry (mostly just trivial bullshit but whatever) and I don’t really have a medium to vent it. Naturally, if I stumble across something on this large series of tubes Al Gore calls the internet I’ll link it to one of my friends who I know will share the same thoughts, we will discuss it, but I...